‘Daily Show’ Host Desi Lydic Can’t Believe Fox News ‘Cut Off Its Own Dick’

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One among comic Desi Lydic’s biggest self-professed abilities is “Foxsplaining” the information to The Day by day Present viewers—together with the earlier bombshell that was Trump’s indictment.

So it appeared serendipitous that Lydic’s first night time of visitor internet hosting the present simply so occurred to coincide with some large information from the Murdoch-owned empire: Tucker Carlson has been let go from the community, efficient instantly.

“You recognize that silly look that’s at all times on Tucker Carlson’s face? Effectively at this time, he has an excellent purpose for it,” Lydic stated, earlier than reducing to a clip from CNN by which they shared that Carlson had been given the boot—and that Fox Information had provided solely a really transient assertion on the matter.

Lydic’s first response to the information was “wow!”—adopted by real shock that a “community that’s so against gender-affirming surgical procedure simply lower off their very own dick.”

Whereas particulars are nonetheless rising on precisely what went down, Lydic stated she feels fairly assured in claiming that Carlson was wholly unprepared for his surprising fall from conservative pundit grace. Quite a few studies are pointing to a beef with Rupert Murdoch—and not the Dominion defamation lawsuit—because the motivation behind the firing, a reality the The Day by day Present visitor host finds ironic. “Tucker spent so a few years saying that Mexican individuals had been coming to take our jobs away,” she says. “Seems he ought to have been worrying about Australians.”

Whereas the precise purpose why Murdoch opted to ax Carlson has but to be revealed, Lydic stated she’s listening to studies that the media mogul was bothered by a few of Carlson’s conspiracy theories concerning Jan. 6.

“So let this be a lesson to all people,” Lydic says. “If you happen to attempt to topple America’s democracy, you may keep on TV for TWO extra years—and that’s it!”

For now, she’s going to give attention to worrying about when and the place Carlson may pop up subsequent, an anchor or one thing else solely.

“I’m glad he’s gone,” stated Lydic. “However, if I’m being sincere, I’m additionally just a little nervous about what he’s going to do subsequent. You recognize? It’s like, after Papa John obtained fired. You simply knew he was on the market someplace engaged on a pizza that provides you even worse diarrhea.”

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