Comedy Central
On her first evening as visitor host of The Every day Present Monday evening, Sarah Silverman instructed viewers that she was “somewhat nervous” so “did that factor the place you image the viewers bare, which is ideal as a result of now I’m nervous and sexy.”
The comic determined to introduce herself in “probably the most Every day Present-y method doable,” enjoying an incredibly in depth montage of Fox Information pundits calling her “aggressively unfunny,” and an “absolute idiot” amongst different insults.
“These right-wing individuals actually fucking hate me!” Silverman stated in response. “I imply, what am I, a gender-neutral toilet over right here? What am I, a Starbucks cup that simply says ‘Pleased Holidays’ over right here? What am I, a grown girl with an opinion? Oh yeah, that’s most likely it.”
From there, Silverman moved on to her high story of the evening about Rihanna’s large being pregnant reveal in the course of the Tremendous Bowl half-time present Sunday evening. “That’s proper, Rihanna revealed she was pregnant by bringing on all of the sperm that didn’t make it,” she joked of the singer’s white-jumpsuited dancers.
“Did you see that, pregnant ladies?” she requested. “Rihanna simply did a Tremendous Bowl half-time present whereas pregnant! And also you need my seat on the subway? Not anymore! The bar has been raised, so maintain it.”
Silverman additionally addressed those that have been “shocked” that Rihanna didn’t convey out Kanye West throughout their music “All the Lights,” explaining, “When you concentrate on it, it is sensible, as a result of there wasn’t sufficient area for her dancers to type a swastika.” Then, for good measure, she added, “I can say that, as a result of I’m a Nazi!”
For extra, take heed to Sarah Silverman on The Final Snicker podcast.